You Can Shine So Bright

jail:

me: *eats every meal while on laptop*

me: WHY IS MY COMPUTER SO DIRTY ALL THE TIME????

liamschesthair:

1 month until valentine’s day which means 1 month and 1 day until i buy 75% clearance chocolate for myself at target

bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

ryenross:

me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato

sapphicnymph:

This should worry you. This fight is far from over, we can’t start strong and simply not finish

dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry

oodlyenough:

what if instead of writing a cover letter i just attached an mp3 of abba’s ‘take a chance on me’

kanrose:

kanrose:

STUFF TO NOT EVER DO: tell a person with depression/anxiety/eating disorder that their illness makes YOU suffer
never ever do this please this is the worst fucking thing you could ever tell someone who is sick

I got anon hate for this post, keep reblogging it

ragnells:

ragnells:

ragnells:

ragnells:

gay men who don’t acknowledge trans men as actual men

lesbians who don’t acknowledge trans women as actual women

transphobia in the queer community

transphobia